Hello! Nigel, here. I don’t really know how to begin this post, being that it is going to be my last. Although I have thoroughly enjoyed educating you humans as to the ways of the feline world, I find that I have reached a point in my life where I must turn my attention to other pursuits. Namely…eating, sleeping and judging. Not necessarily in that order.
There simply aren’t enough hours in the day to accomplish all of my goals. I have been writing this blog for several years now, and think I have said just about all that I can (or care to) on the subject of how you humans can better take care of your feline overlords. I am now going to take this opportunity to explore other avenues of interest. I plan on spending long hours insulting the ducks that walk beneath my catio. I also feel that it is my feline duty to try (really try) to teach my brother, Cecil, how to read. Of course, you know this won’t be easy. Cecil is a creature who thinks chewing on electrical cords is a good idea.
It is very important to me that you know that I am always here for you. If you find yourself with a truly difficult problem that you feel only I, Nigel, could help you to sort out, then by all means contact me via email through this website. Dr. S will get me the message straight away and I will be happy to help.
Until we speak again, may I wish you good health and happy cats.
Love always,
Nigel. Meow!